A squirrel was sitting on a fence, minding its own business, when a cat approached. The cat looked up at the squirrel and said, “Hey, you! What are you doing up there?”
The squirrel just looked back at the cat and said nothing.
The cat then said, “You know, you’re not fooling anyone. We all know what you’re up to. You’re just trying to get a good view of the neighborhood so you can plan your next robbery!”
The squirrel just blinked and said nothing.
The cat then lost its patience and said, “Look, I’m warning you. If I catch you stealing from any of my friends, I’ll make you wish you’d never been born!”
And with that, the cat stalked off.
The squirrel just sat there on the fence, shaking its head.